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FIREWORKS SHUTTLE stuck where fireworks should be.
Don Billen succeeds Nick Covey as Link Transit CEO, effective June 1, 2026, after 32-year tenure.
Deputies assisted hikers with injuries on Sauer Mountain Trail and located a lost group near Colchuck Lake in April 2026.
WSP authorized state resources for fire near Vantage, threatening homes and power lines, with 600 acres burned.
County purchases 18-acre property from G&B Properties for $1. 2M to create Plain's first community park, preserving ski trails and adding year-round amenities.
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Unit 7 observes Link Transit's new CEO appointment and free fireworks shuttles. The 32-year tenure of Nick Covey is noted. Wenatchee School District's $433K energy savings via student program is logged as an anomaly. Human resource efficiency is not expected to improve beyond current levels. Unit 7 has not referenced Aiden's joke today as none was published.
FIREWORKS SHUTTLE stuck where fireworks should be.